Let me tell you about Sweden

Hello folks, I'm in Stockholm. I had to sleep in a stairway on Wednesday night, but it's ok, they've let me into my flat now. I'm working for a month at the Natural History Museum and it's dead good. It's also full of good dead things like fossil starfish. So if anyone can arrange a flight out at short notice I've got loads of space in my accommodation and there's plenty to see and do (except perhaps heavy drinking, which could get pricey). Why not join me? Join me! (as Alan Partridge so threateningly said).