In 1994 a crack geology unit was sent to university by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men (and women) promptly (three years later) escaped from a maximum security stockade (the Herdman building) to the Liverpool underground (Central Station). Today, still wanted by the government (student loans), they survive as soldiers of fortune (and librarians). If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the GPG-Team.

Friday, May 19, 2006

Learn to speak proper

Rich Buckley and I weren't much good as examples, so if you want to learn how to speak like a true Leicestrian ('tork propor Les-toh', in the patois) then I suggest you watch Big Brother and listen to Bonnie (or 'Bonn-eh' as she calls herself). It may just be the laziest, stupidest, most stultifying variant of English. Yes, even worse than Scally Scouse.

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